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Ik zou in mijn straat een installatie willen maken die detecteert of iemand harder dan 30 rijdt en dan een kinderfiets lanceert, precies zo getimed dat de remweg bij 30 genoeg zou zijn om schade te voorkomen.

Ik ben bang dat ik het ding de hele dag door opnieuw zou moeten laden.

‪Ik ben het heel erg eens dat Facebook blackface gaat filteren. Ik vind het ook eng dat een Amerikaans bedrijf zo veel macht heeft over onze communicatie. Maar het is ook onze eigen luiheid dat we zo vertrouwen op andermans platformen.‬

Lockdown pro-tip: koop een sandwashed jeans. De zakken zitten al vol met zand, dus je hoeft er niet meer mee naar het strand!

Beh. Ik wilde een mondkapje opzetten toen ik net naar de Albert Heijn ging, maar ik deed het niet, want ja wat gek ook eigenlijk. Bij thuiskomst deze video op NOS.nl. Waarom doe ik dit niet gewoon?

Even los van de verplichting: het is ook niet verboden om een mondkapje te dragen in het openbaar. Als de roep uit de samenleving zo groot is, waarom zie ik ze dan alleen in de trein en niet in de stad?

Let’s talk about ‘de’ and ‘het’

Speakers of Dutch may ignore this post. Learners of Dutch might be interested.

I offered Henrique to answer questions about Dutch, because I like learning languages myself, and know a bit about it, since it’s my native language and I’ve studied it. In the past I wanted to start a learning resource for it, but I figured I can just start on my own site first.

The first question is about ‘de’ and ‘het’, the two articles in Dutch. They can be confusing. And I hate to break it: I can clear some of the confusion, but they will always be hard to learn.

Genders as groups of nouns

Articles are weird things. Dutch has two, English has one, French and Spanish also have two, but German even has three. In French and Spanish, la is considered to be feminine, and le/el is considered to be masculine. One might ask: which one is masculine in Dutch, de or het? Unfortunately, the answer is that de is both masculine and feminine.

If we look at German, we have der, die and das. Here, der is masculine, die is feminine and das is neither. In the same way in Dutch: de is der and die combined, and het is das. We call it ‘onzijdig’, having no side.

I have never really understood the whole masculine/feminine thing. There is nothing masculine in the words itself. It is just that we have divided our nouns into groups (sometimes two groups, sometimes three or even more). We then let other words ‘react’ to these groups, which helps understanding the sentence if it contains a lot of words. Over time, linguists have put labels on these groups of words, and they used ‘masculine’ and ‘feminine’ to denote them, but they could have been ‘red’ and ‘green’ too.

When learning another language, these labels actually don’t make sense. Some words that are masculine in one language, end up feminine in the other. The same for German and Dutch: a word being das in German probably has a higher chance of being a het-word in Dutch, but there are no guarantees at all. (This is why I never dare to speak German, although I can understand it when written or spoken slowly.)

Is it ‘de’ or is it ‘het’?

Spanish has this nice rule where a lot of nouns end in either an -a or an -o sound. There are endings in German that will predict the gender of a word too. They are not really relyable though, and for Dutch, I don’t know of such rules. To be honest: you just have to ‘hear’ it.

This is the most horrible advise Dutch people will give with regards to de and het: I just hear it. There is nothing in the words itself that gives away why it will ‘sound good’. What Dutch people mean, is that they always hear a certain word – like ‘hond’ (dog) or ‘paard’ (horse) – in combination with a certain article (‘de hond’, ‘het paard’). We hear it so often, that we get used to it.

If I would have to give an advice for learning it: repeat the words. Hearing the combinations ‘de hond’ and ‘het paard’ often, make the connection. Try to feel that it ‘sounds good’ to hear ‘het dorp’ and ‘een bruin paard’. There is nothing more to it.

But I hope this helps: most words are de-words, but among common words, there are a lot of het-words. Said differently: try to focus on the het-words, for there are a lot of common words among them. Once you know a lot of common words, chances are that this new word you don’t know yet is just a de-word.

The one exception to all of this, are diminutive words, on which I might blog later. If it ends with -tje, -pje, -kje or -je in general, it’s probably a ‘verkleinwoordje’, and thus a het-word. So: ‘de hond’, ‘het hondje’; ‘het paard’, ‘het paardje’; ‘de piano’, ‘het pianootje’. If it got small, turned into a het-word.

The changing contexts

Earlier I said that other words ‘react’ to the gender of the noun. German has a reputation for this, and luckily Dutch lost almost all of it’s conjugations in this part. Except for one: sometimes, the ending -e gets lost for het-words. Let me give you some examples:

  • De hond is bruin. De bruine hond.
    The dog is brown. The brown dog.
  • Het paard is wit. Het witte paard.
    The horse is white. The white horse.
  • Een hond is grappig. Een grappige hond.
    A dog is funny. A funny dog.
  • Een paard is kalm. Een kalm paard.
    A horse is calm. A calm horse.

Note that in the last example, there is no extra -e on the adjective. This has nothing to do with the word ‘kalm’, but everything to do with the combination of ‘een’ and the het-word ‘paard’. In the context of een, the extra -e disappears for het-words, just to mess with you. (The difference between de/het and een is exactly the same as the and a/an in English.)

To add examples:

  • De kalme hond.
  • Een grappig paard.
  • Een wit paard.
  • Een bruin schaap. Het bruine schaap.
  • Een rode hond. De rode hond.
  • Een rood hondje. Het rode hondje.

Here, also, I would say that the only way out is to try and ‘feel’ that it ‘sounds good’ this way. But with these rules, you can at least find the other form that should ‘sound good’ based on the one pair you know that ‘sounds good’.

Hope this helps. I promise, Swedish is worse when it comes to nouns.

‪De corona-test is een makkie.‬

‪Ik was verkouden, vermoedde dat het hooikoorts was, maar heb me toch laten testen. Tweemaal drie seconden onprettig, maar nooit pijnlijk. De foto’s en de angst vooraf zijn erger dan de test zelf.‬

‪Laat je testen als je klachten hebt. Meten is weten.‬

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